Dockside Dreamers Gifts

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Fly Fishing

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Fishy tail.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

~ S.O.S.

"We've got a problem."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"And to think he started in accounting."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I spy something blue."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Cod Psychologists.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Born to rock.

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '