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'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Here be dragons.

Desert Island BBQ

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Super Heroes.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'