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Seal clubbing.

I could have danced all night!

Cimafunk

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Rap music

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"I made you a mixtape."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

New music conference

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

The last song before the party exploded.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Dance.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Non Thought For The Day.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Modern Kids.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Presenter Auditions.

Birds with Headphones

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Miss, I suck at playing the flute."