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'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Super Heroes.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"We grind our own catnip."

Dog's Sandwich

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

The Fast-Science Strip

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Kid to Mom: 'Do you know what would be even better than these cookies? More cookies.'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

Crumbs.

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

"Well put, Johnson."