Snack Inventor T-Shirts

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

'They're not that intelligent.'

"That one with the holes, that's what they use for a drilled cheese sandwich."

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

"Look...this says Latinos in the United States face a lot of challenges. Our community needs you!"

'I'm sorry, Miss Root, Thomas got sick last night. I brought his project in. It's a cracker building, he ate as much as he designed!'

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

'The more important question then, is who is cracker?'