Diy Snack Creator Mugs

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Super Heroes.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"We grind our own catnip."

Dog's Sandwich

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Fast-Science Strip

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Kid to Mom: 'Do you know what would be even better than these cookies? More cookies.'

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel