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Arabian island

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Home depot."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"The new house is almost ready!"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Handyman's Special'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Painting

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Face Painting.

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"