Diy Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Young Frankenstein"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Be Healthy

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Painting the Ceiling

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."