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"Action! And this time believe!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Cut!

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Home depot."

Tool Box

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Rocking horse

Painting the Ceiling

Working in the Hazard Zone!