Diy Film Producer Pillows

"Action! And this time believe!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Rocking horse

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Painting the Ceiling

"Home depot."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Tool Box

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.