Diy Dominator Pillows

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Lovely dovetail."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Why do you need so many computers?

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

A holiday at home

Like father like son.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Elderly People

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Thor's Other Tools

Handy-lion

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Origami time!

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Manual Worker

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