Diy Disaster Artist Gifts

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

'Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

"I need another can of this."

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

A botched home improvement job.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

He's useless at DIY."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

My boat

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Desert Island Mishap

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Hello?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Shall I kiss it better?"