Diy Disaster Artists Gifts

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Hello?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

A cock up of builders

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

A botched home improvement job.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'