Diy Disaster Adventurers Gifts

'When he finally exhausts his vocabularly that's when I call the plumber.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A crab with a utility knife claw

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Face Painting.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Shelf on an elf

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

My boat

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"