Diy Disaster Adventurers Pillows

'When he finally exhausts his vocabularly that's when I call the plumber.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A crab with a utility knife claw

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Face Painting.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Shelf on an elf

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"