Diy Die-hards Gifts

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'3-D TV Kit'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Texturing the Walls

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

The Hammer

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'