Diy Die-hards Mugs

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

A DIY disaster.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'3-D TV Kit'

Texturing the Walls

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Dummies Books.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Wallpapering with Nails

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.