Diy Daredevil Mugs

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering

'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

"Mum, please, tell me I take after your side the family."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

Hammer Drill

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

DIY Disaster.

Accident waiting to happen.

DIY Electrics reader is being followed by the Grim Reaper.

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

I did it my way.

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The roofer said he will repair it if my check for the new roof clears the bank.'

Organized chaos.

Electric Shock!

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"You call this amazing? He's applying latex over oil!"

Oooops.

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'3-D TV Kit'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"Step one: Attach steel beam (A) to polished concrete slab (B)."

"I can mess this up without any printed help."