Diy Dermatologist Gifts

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'You do Botox?'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Botox...'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Have you been scratching this?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"