Diy Dermatologist Pillows

While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Pop Culture for Teens

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'You do Botox?'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Botox...'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Have you been scratching this?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."