Diy Delights Pillows

'This must be the place!'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Doughnut Making

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Your Home Remodel Team

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Music

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Painting and decorating

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

"Now it's high definition!"

The Deli Counter

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'