Diy Delights Mugs

'This must be the place!'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Doughnut Making

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Your Home Remodel Team

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Music

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

No, sir, that entr

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Painting and decorating

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"Now it's high definition!"

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"