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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Extra innings.

Like father like son.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Manual Worker

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Translating Contractor to English

Jason and the Aga notes.

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

"And this is our new STEM Makerspace."

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"