Crafty Gods T-Shirts

Neptune: the retirement years.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

'Styrofoam.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What's Their Secret?

The Remote Olympics

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Making Christmas Decorations

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."