Diy Car Repair T-Shirts

'I told you I'd find a way to change the flat without a jack!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Fixing the Computer.

CLEAR!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Never marry an engineer."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"