Diy Car Repair Gifts

'I told you I'd find a way to change the flat without a jack!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Fixing the Computer.

CLEAR!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Never marry an engineer."

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'