Diy Car Repairs Gifts

Car sticker 'My other car is two welded together'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the Computer.

CLEAR!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Never marry an engineer."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Remote control car breakdown.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Mower Repair

Repairing the UFO

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

Caveman wheel repairers.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'