Diy Repair T-Shirts

"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."

Fixing the Computer.

CartoonStock Upload"How am I supposed to fix my glasses without glasses when I can't even see the stupid little screw driver? Eye glasses repair kit my a**. More like a makes me wanna drink drain cleaner kit."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Tool Box

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."