Diy Business Champs Gifts

Self-employed.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

Home Business - Accounting Software.

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.

Coronavirus Warriors

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'

"I used to have a lemonade stand, but I ran out of sugar, and business went sour."

Home Business - First Sale.

'Small and minority business' boat threatened by 'Capital' waste spilling into the sea

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"This year I resolve to be a better person inside and out."

"The tariffs on produce are killing me."

'We're celebrating you, Mister Small Business...so I brought you a gift!'

"My wife should be on the plane by now. She's taking half an inch off the bottom of the kitchen door."

'He's very good at multi-asking!'

RIP Small Business in 2020