Divinity Pillows

Tiny Visions

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Hog Futures

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Crystal Ball Plug

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

Big Medium

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."