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Commandments block.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"We only got six days of funding."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

BLESS YOU

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Writer’s Corner

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Anna Burns

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Why god isn't listening...

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

A pen spewing letters

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

Sailor Writing

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.