Divine Scribbler Pillows

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"We only got six days of funding."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

BLESS YOU

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Writer’s Corner

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Why god isn't listening...

A pen spewing letters

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

Dear Diary...Royal Diary