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"Meet the scribe"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

A pen spewing letters

"Baldo, it's great that you want to draw editorial cartoons for the school paper. But effective cartoons comment on important issues. They are not a forum for your personal agenda."

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

John Bolton

False joviality.

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

Monk with a crucifix pen.

'He's our top blogger...'

"I imagine the men who wrote the Bible giggled every time they wrote 'I am the lord'."

'Alvin writes poetry...he he has a great imagination...He imagines someone will actually read that Junk!'

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'

'I think he was born to be a doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes!'

Roy Fuller.

"Ah, to be young again."

'Lately you seem to find fault in everything I do.'

Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.