Divine Road Ragers Gifts

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Car wash / Mouth wash

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Road Construction Blues.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Getting the Finger

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

God chalks up his pool cue.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Think tank.

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."

Heavenly Tennis.

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

'You need to get your heart rate up once a day -- try listening to Limbaugh.'

'Welcome to the Road Rage Restuarant! What the @#&$ do you want?' 'Burger, fries, something heavily caffeinated, and step on it!'