Divine Road Ragers Pillows

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Car wash / Mouth wash

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Road Construction Blues.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Getting the Finger

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

God chalks up his pool cue.

Think tank.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

'Welcome to the Road Rage Restuarant! What the @#&$ do you want?' 'Burger, fries, something heavily caffeinated, and step on it!'

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

Heavenly Tennis.

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."