Divine Politics Debater Pillows

"I am so tired of his holier-than-thou attitude!"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Gun laws US

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Caution Bullet Ahead

The euro as a monster

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Trump promises versus reality.