Divine Passphrase Seekers Gifts

'What's the pass-word?'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Okay - who leaked?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Gates of heaven

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

How to create a password you can remember...

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"I just know I have a great password in me."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"And God called the light day."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

Hermes

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'I think I've got it.'

Username/Password

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"User name and password?"

'...But in case God misses something...'

Forgetting a Password

'Don't pay the doctor...'