Divine Passphrase Seekers Pillows

'What's the pass-word?'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Okay - who leaked?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Gates of heaven

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

How to create a password you can remember...

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"And God called the light day."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I think I've got it.'

Username/Password

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Hermes

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"User name and password?"

'...But in case God misses something...'

"It's asking for your password."

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."