Divine Entrance Seekers Gifts

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Jesus wept

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

You are everywhere.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"And God called the light day."

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'I think I've got it.'

Hermes

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'What's the pass-word?'

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

'Don't pay the doctor...'

'You are here.'

"That's just so God."

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

Looking For God

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

God is here/God Was There!

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."