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'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

Workplace Confidentiality.

God creates humans.

God and His Copilot.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Angel Golf

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

You are what you collect.

'It's just a miracle.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

Football of the Gods...

Heaven Mk. II.

"Surprise!"

Why there are no church hecklers.

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Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

Trump Tweets

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'Father, I think the Lord has forsaken me, all I get is his voicemail.'

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'