Divine Departures Pillows

Airports.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Jesus swept.

"Wait! You can’t leave ... who am I going to blame stuff on?!"

God red cards Adam and Eve.

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

A leap of faith.

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

"Enough with the drama."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

In and Out.

'Doesn't she realize how ugly our species looks when we are pressed against glass?'

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

God is here/God Was There!

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God creates the Great Lakes