Departure Devotee Pillows

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Let's get organized

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Bonk!"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

The Blob's Blog.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Dear Diary

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

Decluttering. . .

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

Give Thanks.