Travel Devotee Pillows

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

'Echo Tourism'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Tourists in Egypt

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Early model of baggage claim"