Divine Chuckler Prints

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Let go and let Gary."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Various Birds of Pray.

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

"I keep getting into a flap."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"I can't believe how soon they got me back on my feet after the operation..."

"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

The Last Supper in a restaurant.