Sinful Chuckler Prints

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

"The subwoofers really help."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Jesus Christ

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Various Birds of Pray.

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

Racing to Hell

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

"I can't believe how soon they got me back on my feet after the operation..."

"There's only one of them roaming around now. The others are in self-isolation."

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"