Sinful Chuckler Prints

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"The subwoofers really help."

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Jesus Christ

'...and on that you have my word.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Various Birds of Pray.

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

Deadly Sins Dept. Envy. Lust. Sloth. Pride. Greed. Wrath. Gluttony. At times it seems like it should be, but "oversharing" is not a deadly sin.

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

Racing to Hell

"Still fat."

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

"It's Billy Graham ... he doesn't want to stop preaching!"

Yoga - moooooooo.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

"I can't believe how soon they got me back on my feet after the operation..."

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

"There's only one of them roaming around now. The others are in self-isolation."

The Last Supper in a restaurant.