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"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Little league world series of poker.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Looking for the vaccine

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Guitars

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Eric Clapton.

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.