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'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

The Ordered List

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Rats leave a launching ship.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Ark Welding

Heavenly Ships

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"This is a hard hat area."

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

God's Writers Block

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."