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'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

The Ordered List

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Rats leave a launching ship.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Ark Welding

Heavenly Ships

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"This is a hard hat area."

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."