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'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Ark Welding

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Build a Raft

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Lighthouse Beam.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Funnel of Love.

'Could you give us a push?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"He wants to be an architect."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Rats leave a launching ship.

'Let's meet halfway.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.