Dividend Dreamer Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly resonates with the ambitious investor and creative spirit? Our collection for dividend dreamers combines humor, style, and a touch of wit. Perfect for those who see investing as both art and science, these products will inspire and delight. Whether it's for the passionate finance enthusiast or the creative thinker, find something that sparks their enthusiasm and shows you understand their unique ambitions.

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'. . .and may the dividends tomorrow be good . . .'

'. . .and may the dividends tomorrow be good . . .' mockup

'. . .and may the dividends tomorrow be good . . .'

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'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.' mockup

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?' mockup

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

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"Going green now means environmentally correct, but in the old days it meant buying stocks with big dividends."

"Going green now means environmentally correct, but in the old days it meant buying stocks with big dividends." mockup

"Going green now means environmentally correct, but in the old days it meant buying stocks with big dividends."

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We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around! mockup

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

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'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.' mockup

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

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'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.' mockup

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

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All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

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"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?" mockup

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

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'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.' mockup

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

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'You may have three mergers.'

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in. mockup

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

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The church of our lady of wall street. mockup

The church of our lady of wall street.

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'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.' mockup

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

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'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.' mockup

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

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Breaking Through

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'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.' mockup

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

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"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation." mockup

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

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Happy Thought.

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'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?' mockup

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

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'Well, you always said that if you became CEO you'd like to live in a gated community.'

'Well, you always said that if you became CEO you'd like to live in a gated community.' mockup

'Well, you always said that if you became CEO you'd like to live in a gated community.'

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'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?' mockup

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

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"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher." mockup

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

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"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

"I need some help to write my self-help book..." mockup

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

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Car Dealer

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Low-Rent Stockholders

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I love Music.

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'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.' mockup

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

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'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.' mockup

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

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'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!' mockup

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

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'Dollar'

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'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.' mockup

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

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"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield." mockup

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

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"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS." mockup

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

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Dividend Dreamer Gifts Collection

Dividend Dreamer Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for fascinating products tailored for dividend dreamers, blending humor with a love of finance.

Dividend Dreamer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate dividend dreamers—funny, inspiring, and perfect for lounging with a financial twist.

Dividend Dreamer Prints

Browse our prints collection—artful designs that capture the essence of dividend dreaming, adding personality to any space.

Dividend Dreamer T-Shirts

Discover the perfect t-shirts for dividend dreamers—witty, stylish, and ideal for showing off their investing passion.