Diversity Debater Pillows

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Crap?! Hey, this is made by a black, circumcised, lesbian woman and that's why it's art!"

"We have illegal immigrants working here. You can't be more diverse than that!"

"Unfortunately, there's not much call for straight white males - have you considered diversifying?"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Difference of Opinion

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Verbal Orders

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

Trump to Build Wall

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

Adios "Mexico"!

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I lobby for rich people."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

Tucker Carlson